buying a lawn mower or just love them... discuss it here
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| Archenemy 44 | OOh yeah... the old "try to cut your hair with a lawn mower" accident. don't worry! we've all been there mate... My first was actually before my first big date! I thought hey... maybe a nice shaved groin might tickle her fancy... oh man, that was one BAD idea... Anyways, after 3 operations, about half a year of marijuana and shrooms (completely unrelated by the way) and three and a quarter years of recovery i regained my one meat one veg... poor lefticle didn't make it. don't tell righticle but he was my favorite... But the date went great! It was just a few months later. AND it turned out she had some wierd fetish with licking scars. good times. Anyway, scars fade hair grows back, weird fetishes are easily avoided but the half a year of crying because you came out of the accident better than your poor mower... that's priceless. | |
| jake 20 | i have another suggestion only use your mower for cutting grass cause when you attempt to cut your own hair with it, it usually turns out badly, i personally tried this twice and am now posting from hospital and am on a lot of meds, man my eyes are tired jkjkvybhtg bfvhk ymkilnhtrxws456 oh man i fell asleep | |
| Archenemy 44 | AAAAAANNNOOOONNNNN!!!!!! OOOOOOOHHHHH ANON!!!!!!! where are ya buddy!!! | |
| jake 20 | well i am interested but i would like to know the manufaturer and desing of this mower i mean if im to pay id like an 'A' class tank cap with a lond slender handle plus enough power to really cut my grass | |
| Mower guru 9 | Well... Interesting thought this sex with the "Petrol Tank". I have never thought of doing this deed myself as i agree with Archenemy. Yet after reading this post i have come to a conclusion that. During the day my mower is an excellent way to pass the time and create a bond with its slender design. I would sometimes lay in bed wishing others could enjoy this rather exciting and desirable sensation, So i have decided to put my mower up for prostitution so if you are interested jake id be glad to help you out just post a message of when you would be interested. | |
| Archenemy 44 | Well.. i have thought about it... But i just can't bring myself to do it. I'd feel kind of indecent... anyways... have you been deleting jakes posts?!?! Someone is on a little Power trip!!! | |
| jake 20 | hey im back where did my posts go? well anyway a tip have you ever tried to have sex with the petrol tank on your mower? dangerous yet rewarding | |
| Archenemy 44 | :D me too!! what can i say....i enjoy the company! | |
| Anon 14 | If this is your only social outlet Archenemy, I worried for you. | |
| Archenemy 44 | Ahhh once again i find myself the only one here for over a month.... | |
| Archenemy 44 | Impressive!!! Does it have voice comand? or can you disguise it as a cat? that would be cool... | |
| Anon 14 | IH Cub Cadet made one. | |
| Archenemy 44 | No. I have also never seen any reason for needing to double a lawn mower as a power generator. Also how come you like run this site...and i have more than twice the posts you have? Suggestion - Post more! | |
| Anon 14 | Has anyone ever seen an attachment to a riding mower that would allow the mower to double as a power generator? | |
| Archenemy 44 | maybe you should actually come into the rant section.... its boring in here by myself... | |
| Anon 14 | You should put some general lawn care tips up. | |
| Anon 14 | You missed remote controlled lawn mowers - http://www.engadget.com/ 2007/02/13/ build-your-own-rc- lawnmower-intimidate- neighborhood-dogs/ so cool. | |
| Anon 14 | Pleas Post any suggestion or criticisms in here. | |
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